And the lake is damp

I know this won’t come as a surprise to everyone reading this blog, but Bell sucks. I’ve had the misfortune of being a telephone customer of theirs, as well as a customer of Bell Sympatico. For anyone who pays attention to this sort of thing, my opinion is: don’t use Bell unless under threat of death.

Why? In short:

- they have stolen money out of my bank account (by doing something they *specifically* claimed was impossible) then wouldn’t give it back until I involved my bank

- they’ve cut off my phone service for not paying *someone else’s* bill, and even after it was proven that was the case they still wouldn’t reconnect it, and still wouldn’t even after we proved that it was, in fact, their fault that it was possible at all

- they’ve sold me a service that didn’t exist (which lead to me having to pay the cable company an extra hookup charge since they had to come to my house twice)

- and most recently they failed to fix a connection problem. For two weeks. They claim to have made 6 appointments for techs to check out the problem, but we only saw 2. Each of those techs “fixed” the problem, only to have service go back down within 24 hours. (They also both complained bitterly about working for Bell!)

So, what’s a gal to do during this internet outage? (Did I mention that the internet wasn’t working at work either because of a computer virus? *yanks out hair*) Well, I certainly didn’t plan any part of my wedding! (Whose idea was it to keep our notes about it in a Google document? Oh wait, that was me…)

I crocheted, naturally! I also loom-knit.

You all remember Mom’s sorority’s charity thing with the kids hats and scarves right?

Check it!
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The plan is to fill a bin with these. The current count is 23 complete sets (I took this picture before finishing a few of them… all of those hats in front of the pile have matching scarves now, plus there is another set not pictured… and a blue hat I still need to make a matching scarf for…)

I also made quite a few dishcloths. And a crochet-on-the-double hat using Bernat Soft Boucle (that still needs sewing up), and blew through a few more balls of red on the Ladybug blanket. I’m woefully behind on motifs, but expect to see a rush of those soon, as I’m in another motif swap. ^_^

A possible conclusion from all of this might be that having no internet access can be really good for my crafting! Another conclusion might be that having no internet had the potential to drive me so crazy that I needed that many projects to distract myself with just to get through it…

*eye twitch*

Counting on not counting

My mom wants to give that Ladybug blanket as a gift in March, so I thought maybe I should finish making it, or something. So, I brought it with me to my last Crochet Guild meeting, figuring that I’d get a good chunk of it done.

Unfortunately, my original plan for making this circle pattern was to count to the number of rounds I’m on, 12 times, to make sure I get evenly spaced increases that aren’t all stacked on one another (and thereby making a dodecagon and not a circle). As it turns out, it’s difficult to count while chit-chatting. I ended up putting the blanket aside and working on other things (of *course* I brought other yarn. Whose blog do you think you’re reading here?).

Obviously this is the sort of project that needs attention: no chit-chatting, no subway, no work, no television. As it turns out, I don’t have enough time like that in my schedule between now and March. What to do?

Well, I came up with a solution, but only because of a totally unrelated conversation on Ravelry recently. We were talking about the chainless foundation, and whether or not it could be used in projects that don’t start with a plain, all-one-kind-of-stitch first row (turns out it can… more on that later). Anyhow, someone was having trouble seeing where to insert the hook to make the next stitch, and someone else suggested she put a stitch marker in the chain stitch so that she could find it more easily.

Huh.

You know, I *never* think of using stitch markers. I’ve ignored them in every pattern I’ve made that called for them, mostly because I haven’t needed them. I know what various stitches look like, I can see very clearly when they change into other stitches, and so often the stitch markers are there so that you don’t have to count three or four stitches every time. To me, it’s not worth the annoyance of using stitch markers, just to save a second or two.

But, because of that recent conversation, I did think of it this time. And look!

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That’s 12 evenly spaced scraps of yarn. I am now crocheting and watching TV with abandon!

(P.S. I’ll be teaching my Crochet Guild how to make Crochet-on-the-Double hats at the next meeting, on Feb. 20th. If you decide to come check it out, bring a 6mm, double-ended hook, and some worsted weight yarn in two colours with you. I recommend a ball of each colour you want in Bernat Satin, but use what you want. There will be some hooks at the meeting, available to buy, but I don’t know how many they’ll have.)

Blame The Camera

Ok, this is the second motif I’ve made this year where I didn’t notice a
glaring mistake until after I’d taken a picture of it.

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BTS, motif #131, in the “unusual shapes” section. I like that it’s a bit of a diamond pattern. I don’t like that I managed to cram the two dark yellow clusters at the bottom of the motif into a stitch instead of the ch1 space next to it.

Oh well… next time…

Two, Two, Two Motifs In One!

I’ve been working on a crocheted top recently, using a “graduated stitch” method. It’s pretty neat, and I hope the top turns out to be wearable (I don’t exactly have a history of making wearables the right size…). I’ll post more information about it once I finish the first side (soon, I hope!)

In the meantime, here is yesterday’s motif:
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(That’s Beyond The Square motif #36)

And today’s:
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(Also BTS, motif #40)

Of the two, I think I like the second one better. ^_^

More to come! (Possibly even from a different source!)

Dainty it ain’t

Today’s motif is from the same book, motif #29 found on p68, in the hexagon section.

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I was really hoping for a lighter motif, but this one is quite dense in the middle, and it’s very heavy. It also curls inward, but I think it would do ok if joined to other motifs. I’d hesitate to tile this motif, as the resulting fabric would be really heavy… though, I suppose that depends a lot on the yarn.

And, hey look! Another hat!

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And the other side:
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Pictures don’t do the colours justice. I took a lot of pictures of this hat. In full sun, in difused sun, with flash, without flash, with indoor lights of various types… you’ll just have to take my word for it: it’s pretty. ^_^

It’s Bernat Satin again, about 3/4 of a ball of teal, and almost an entire ball of “Luxury Ombre”, which is the variegated yarn.

It’s the same pattern as my last hat, but I did 45 stitches to start instead of 50. It turned out a little bit too small for my liking… the brim doesn’t cover the whole of my ears. Ah well, I’m sure I’ll find a use for it.

This is how much of the variegated yarn I had left after making this:
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Good thing I bought more than one. ^_-

We don’t need no stinkin’ base chain

“What’s wrong with base chains?” you may be asking. Nothing, really. They are quite useful most of the time. In fact, they don’t really make a difference most of the time. Sometimes, though, they’re quite annoying.

For example, base chains aren’t particularly stretchy. This is a good thing if you want a nice, solid base to work with, and less so if you’re making, say, clothing.

Base chains are kind of annoying to work into; even the most advanced crocheters spend way more time working the first row into the base chain than they do working any other row in their project.

The reason this tutorial is coming up now is because base chains are at their most annoying when working with variegated yarn.

I give you this example:

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This is from the pattern for my Jan. 1st motif. I made the first one the regular way, with a bunch of chains, then a dc worked into each chain. The second one was made using the method I’m about to describe.

If you look closely, you can see, very clearly, the base chain on the first example. The colours don’t match the stitches of the first row. I imagine there are some projects where this won’t matter (I can’t think of any off hand, though…), but in this one it’s quite obvious. If I’d made all of my strips that way, my motif would have looked quite odd.

I made all of my strips like the second example, and they look quite nice. Notice how the colours all match up. Purple on top of purple, dark teal on top of dark teal.

Here’s how I did it:

ch1, no-turning-chain-dc (or ch4, if you wish) :
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yo, insert hook into first ch made, pull up a loop (just as you normally would to make a dc) 3 loops on hook:
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yo and pull through one loop (ch made), 3 loops on hook:
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Finish the dc stitch as normal; yo, pull through 2 loops, yo, pull through 2 loops. 1 loop left on hook:
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Here’s the “tricky” part. yo, and insert hook in the ch you made at the bottom of the last dc. I inserted my hook under both arms of the ch to make for a pretty bottom edge:
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Pull a loop through:
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yo and pull a loop through the first loop on hook (ch made) :
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Finish dc as normal:
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Keep doing this until you get the number of dc stitches you need (did I mention this method is excellent for when you don’t feel like counting chains? It’s the base chain and first row done all at once!). Basically just start your stitch as you normally would, but once all of the loops are on the hook, do a ch-1 in the first one, then work the stitch off as normal, and work the next stitch into that ch-1 you made.

Today’s motif is from Beyond The Square again , but it’s from the circles section! (if anyone is wondering, I got this book for Christmas, and I’m just really enjoying it.) It is motif #6 found on p 43:

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I’m getting better at taller stitches thanks to this book, and I thought this one turned out nicely. That circle in the middle is quite solid though… perhaps that will grow on me. I wonder what this would look like tiled… any idea how to tile decagons?

Counting 101

Today’s motif is from Beyond the Square Crochet Motifs (again), and is, ironically, a square (again). It’s motif #101, on p143.

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I was a bit iffy about this motif; it has a lot of tr stitches, as well as way too many picots, but again, I think it was worth the hassle. I think it’s really pretty, I might try to see what it looks like if you attach a bunch of them together. Assuming I ever learn how to count to 5 reliably…

In wedding news, I can probably count on one hand how many times I’ve worn a dress in my adult life… it’s a good thing I’ve got about 11 months to get this “what to wear” thing under control… eep.

My Physics Bowl Trophy

I’m not a fan of New Year’s Eve. I’ve said before that it’s just too arbitrary a holiday for me. What are we celebrating? The buying of a new calendar? And the celebration itself: getting drunk and being loud in the middle of the night. Meh.

Well, Charles decided to go and change that for me; I now have something to celebrate on January 1: my engagement! That’s right folks, we’re getting married! (Currently taking bets on: will it be a Betazoid wedding? If not, will mio wear a dress? How much of the wedding will be handcrafted?)

I have many goals for 2010, the first of which is that I want to be finished my Christmas crafting by Halloween. I’ll wait while you fall over laughing.

Done?

I also want to do some stash busting. My stash can be easily divided into two parts: my yarn, and charity yarn. There is quite a bit of both!

For the charity yarn, I’ve made myself the goal of filling up one of my yarn bins with finished items for Mom’s sorority’s various charity projects. I’ll try to keep the endless parade of hats and scarves interesting. ^_^

For my own yarn, I’m going to use some of it for Christmas, but I’m also going to have some fun with motifs this year. Let’s see if I can keep up the pace with a motif a day! (At least until the wedding plans start getting in the way…)

Today’s motif is from “Beyond the Square Crochet Motifs“, p165, motif #120:

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The pattern notes say to pin the strips together to keep them in place while working the edging, but I found that my “pins” (I used crochet hooks…) just got in the way, and that if I just paid close attention to the weaving pattern, I didn’t need it all set up ahead of time.

I like the finished product, but the making up was kind of a pain. There were 22 ends to weave in, and very little space to do so. I think it would be easier if there were more rounds in the edging.

If I had used cotton yarn, this would have made a really neat hot pad; pretty, and double-thick.

There is a tutorial coming on how I made the strips: using a no-chain dc foundation. It’s stretchy, which doesn’t really benefit this pattern much, but more importantly, it makes variegated yarn look waaaay better. Anyhow, I have the pictures taken, and I just have to write it up.

Also to come is that post I promised you about the teal yarn. It will be here soon, I promise!

“Normal” is what other people do

So, I was working on Maddie’s present on Christmas Eve. That’s nothing!

I made these dishcloths for my cousin on Christmas day!
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(As an aside, I think this is my favourite way to wrap dishcloths: just a pretty bit of ribbon and tie in a bow.)

On Boxing Day, Mom and I went up to Michaels to see what was on sale (hint: yarn was!), and to use the gift card I got from my brother and his family (he’s the one with the daughters… clearly, they know where the handmade goods come from ^_-). We also went out to Mary Maxim in Paris, Ontario.

Because I was running dangerously low, I bought some more yarn. Including some in a lovely teal colour that you’ll see more of tomorrow, some wine coloured Bernat Satin Sport (I know, I usually don’t use this, but the pattern I have in mind needs something a bit thinner than my usual), and some dark blue Satin…

… which I used to finish Dad’s present. You may remember this picture:
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I made the hexagons for this blanket in about 3 days. It made an excellent subway/work project. That is, until it was time to sew them all together. It took *forever*. I think it will be a very long time before I decide to whip-stitch motifs together again! Watch for future posts about experimenting with joining methods, coming soon. Very soon.

Anyhow, here is the blanket when Dad received it:
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(Check out the sweet stockings my mom had made over the years, there on the right)

And here it is finished, and going extremely and accidentally well with that chair that I forgot my parents had:
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I’m particularly happy with the borders. I’m never happy with the edges on hexagon motif blankets. Two of the sides are ok, kind of a ripple, but the other two are very boxy-looking. I don’t normally like experimenting with presents (we’re just ignoring the original present idea right now) but this turned out really well, I think!

So, let’s have a show of hands: how many people think I’m going to keep adding border rounds on that blanket every time I visit?

Badminton Anyone?

Christmas Eve day was a hectic one around here. I went to work in the morning as usual (grumble grumble), but it was only a 3 hour shift (totally, totally worth it). The afternoon was spent trying to finish gifts, wrap gifts, and pack for the weekend, all the while being sure I was forgetting something.

Dad picked us up around 4pm and we loaded up the van and spent some quality time in a festive traffic jam. I was madly working away on Maddie’s gift as we drove. (I wasn’t the one driving. I really really hope that part is obvious!) It started getting dark, so on the dome-light went. It still wasn’t done by the time we got to my parents’ house. I knew Maddie was going to be there when we walked in, and I showed some real forethought by carrying her unfinished gift in a see-through bag. I managed to sneak it by her anyway.

Off to church we went, where I worked on Katie’s scarf (to match her yellow hat) before the service started. Everyone got a good laugh at my expense. :P

After church, it was back to my parents’ house. My regular bedtime is around 8:30pm, but I didn’t have to work the next day (grudgingly, no doubt…) I stayed up late. To 11pm. I got the blanket done, though!

On Christmas morning I told all of my handmade-gift-receivers that if they didn’t want their faces on the blog they should hold their gifts in front of them.

Here’s Maddie:
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And here’s Katie:
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It was Katie’s idea, I swear. I love my nieces!

(I think shuttlecock is my new favourite word!)